Albany’s Lorenzo Riggins went to McDonald’s expecting a fine feast. But things didn’t quite work out that way. So he called 911 and oh my God you have to watch and hear this.
The call is obviously great but I especially love this man’s fancy suit he put on to air his grievances to the local news. Clearly he was so distraught by the idea of fighting with his beloved purveyor of McDoubles and fried chicken that he needed to dress himself up like he was one of the restaurant’s famous golden arches to compensate.