Twitter user @colegamble unearthed an old photo of Christopher Walken that looks almost exactly like Scarlett Johansson. Now you can’t un-know this fact, no matter how hard you try.
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It’s still totally okay for you to rub one out while thinking of Scarlett Johansson. You just have to turn any imagined dirty talk from her in your fantasy into something with a Christopher Walken voice. If you can’t accept her for who she is, you don’t deserve it.