Today’s most absurd news story involves a Zelda fan stabbing a guy with a Master Sword
This news story has more plot twists than a Legend of Zelda game.
Alright, let’s break it down — a boyfriend and girlfriend were arguing, and at some point, the woman felt threatened so she called for her husband (wait, what?) to come over and help her. When the husband arrived the boyfriend wouldn’t let him in the house. She let him in and went on the hunt for the boyfriend. That’s when things got even crazier.
‘I heard him heading to the bedroom where I was, so I jumped in the closet and I grabbed one of my replica swords, and I pulled it out and stood at the doorway, and he was coming down the hallway at me while I was yelling, “Go away, you don’t live here” and he just walked right into the point of the sword, I don’t know if he thought it was a toy,’ he explained.
It wasn’t a toy and don’t EVER call it a toy because those fan boys freak out if you call it a toy.
The husband left the house but came back some time later. And it was on. The boyfriend stabbed the husband in the chest and leg but not before hubby was able to smash a flower pot over Zelda’s head. Isn’t that a different video game?
“Swords and flower pots; it sounds nuts, he is psycho,” the boyfriend said, adding: “I am just trying to figure out what to do from here. I have to find a new place to live.”
And the legend continues…