Excessive, Awful Farting Forces Neighbor To Call Police On Man’s Pollutive Gas

by 3 years ago

Farting boyfriend causes police call

The town of Clawson, Michigan is now officially on the map and world famous for offensive farting. What an honor to be bestowed upon Anytown, USA.

“Police arrived and learned that the boyfriend would not stop passing gas and the girlfriend was yelling at him to stop.”

The idea of someone staunchly refusing to stop farting creates such beautiful imagery. I almost wish the boyfriend’s merciless flatulence continued to the point where police had no choice but to put him in shackles and encase him inside an enormous, nostril-protectant bubble.

[H/T ‏@BoucherMitch]

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