How can we expect these Russians to ever get any work done with the vodka flowing like the salmon of Capistrano. Again, how can this janitor do his job with such sweet vodka flowing from the water fountains?
Oh Russia, why is every video that comes out of you so incredible? It never ceases to amaze me. Ever morning I wake up and start scanning the webs for new WTF Russia videos, and every day you deliver.
As a bonus, here’s a probably fake video of Vladimir Putin singing ‘Blueberry Hill’ in English, and it’s f*cking incredible: