Oklahoma's new favorite son, Johnnie Mullins, tried to do just that and now his neighborhood is asking for him to take down his spirited Halloween display, which, by the way, prompted a 911 call that sent the police and firefighters racing to the scene.
According to News 9:
Johnnie Mullins decided to get “gruesome” this Halloween. His yard features gravesites and ghosts up in a tree, but the real shocker is the fake dead body in the driveway.
“Just trying to scare people, that's what I like to do,” says Mullins.
“My heart about came out of my chest. I thought ‘Oh my God,'” says Rebecca Fuentes, who hopes Mullins gets rid of the body. “If I think it's real, just think of what a child would think?”
“The kids that live in the neighborhood don't freak out or anything. I'm sure they do at first,” says Mullins.
“It's Halloween. I don't think it's too far,” says Mullins
Yeah. You tell them, Johnnie. Toughen up, ya fuckin' thumbsuckers. Mullins for President 2016.