BroBible Announces Launch of HoBible.com
[inline:hobible]BroBible is proud to announce the launch of our newest venture, which comes on the heels of the recent overhaul in U.S. legislation to decriminalize prostitution. In light of this new legislation, we have partnered with an esteemed escort service to bring you HoBible.com.
HoBible.com is the first ever website connecting bros with hos using an innovative, new social networking tool. While the service is online, all sexual encounters are very real. Each ho has a full profile with her sexual specialties, preferred type of bro, and, most importantly, up-to-date sexual history reports. Every HoBible ho is screened weekly and test results are accessible on their profiles. Have a fetish that your wife or girlfriend won’t execute? Not a problem. HoBible employs only the finest and most skillful hos. We currently employ hos in New York, California, and Nevada, and are hoping to reach 20 states plus Canada by year’s end.
Rest assured that confidentiality is our #1 priority and all credit card transactions are 100% untraceable and secure. Because your piece of mind is of our utmost concern and also because we understand the perils of being caught by a loved one, at HoBible we accept cash and money orders for all sexual trysts priced over $150. So what are you waiting for, Bros? Get on them hos!