D.C. Roommate Seeker Enjoys Kickball, Good Beer, and, Um, Making Checklists About, Um….

by 8 years ago

There are some Craigslist Find of the Day where you can tell from the get-go that the person who posted it is completely out of their minds. Then there are the ones like today’s highlight from Washington, D.C., in which you don’t quite grasp the person’s full insanity until the very last sentence. You’ll see what we mean…

$850 Looking for new Roommate (Capitol Hill) (map)

Date: 2010-05-19, 9:40PM EDT
Reply to:
hous-fufhj-1749815128@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a bedroom (12 x 14ft) available starting on June 1st (1 year lease) for a male or female roommate. My previous roommate just moved out since his work (for the federal government) took him to another city. We’ll be sharing a bathroom, kitchen, and living room. The apartment is spacious and well lit by natural light.

A little about myself:

I work at the Department of Defense as a researcher and I’m also pursuing a Master’s Degree at Georgetown. I really enjoy reading, hiking, playing kickball with my friends, and drinking good beer 🙂 I go out a lot on the weekends but once in a while I stay home and just watch a movie. If you’re interested please contact me by email and tell me a little about yourself.

One more thing, please read this so we don’t waste each others’ time! On our bathroom door is a checklist. I like to keep a record of my bowel movements and I expect you to do the same. It’s a just a simple checklist with each day of the month, simply place a check on the day if you have a bowel movement. It’s no big deal and you needn’t worry about replacing the list, I’ll take care of everything. Hope to hear from you!

  • Location: Capitol Hill
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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