Two Dumb Questions Accompanied by Seven Hot Pictures of Erin Andrews
Let’s take a second to state the obvious: Erin Andrews is hot and she’s no idiot. She may be the second most sought-after free agent, but we’d still love the opportunity to interview her about college campuses, college fans, athletes, football season, etc. Unfortunately, some celebrity journalists end up fumbling the ball like Earnest Byner at the three yard line during the 1987 AFC Championship Game. Today’s dufus journalist extraordinaire is George Wayne of Vanity Fair magazine, who decided it was appropriate to throw a hail mary for shock value while interviewing Andrews. Wayne recently asked everyone’s favorite ESPN sideline reporter and “Dancing with the Stars” contestant moronic questions about her digestive system and “stage daddy.” Thankfully, the questions seemed to have ticked her off. The only saving grace about the article is the seven hot photos complementing the Q/A, which we’ve excerpted and posted after the jump.
“What is the one thing you take when feeling constipated?“
Are you really going to write about that? I’m not going to comment on that. That is kind of weird and I don’t feel comfortable answering that question. I have gone through so much in the last year.
First of all, why even inquire about a girl’s bodily fuctions in the first place? There’s no reason to even go there. Secondly, what kind of creepy perv wants to know what Erin Andrews takes when she needs to drop a deuce? Flagrant foul. Take the bench.
“Is there anything you would wish upon that man, Michael Barrett, who filmed you nekked last year?”
I am not going to answer that. The only thing that I would like to do is make sure people do not make a mockery of stalking and stalking victims.
Bringing up the hotel stalking incident: Double technical, you’re ejected from the game, b*tch.