23 Things Only Women With Big Butts Would Understand

by 4 years ago

Life isn’t easy when your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, we know, it’s tough having those lovely lady lumps.

23. You’re always butt-texting people

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22. Wedgies happen at the worst time

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21. Even in church

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20. You’re always at risk of splitting your pants

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19. You can never use a dog door

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18. NO, IT’S NOT A PILLOW!

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17. Putting on pants is like an Olympic event

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16. Your pet is mesmerized by it

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15. Guys are always staring at it

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14. Women too

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13. It’s always getting in the way, knocking things over

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12. Bike seats are the worst

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11. People are always saying this to you

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10. Like, all the time

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9. People automatically assume you’re good at twerking

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8. Your peers think it’s ok to make fun of it

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7. Bar stools are a pain in the “ass”

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6. Thongs are basically the worst thing ever

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5. Trips on the subway = sodomy

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4. People think it’s a shelf

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3. Your lower back hasn’t touched the floor since you were a kid

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2. This term has never applied to you

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1. Worst of all, your “spokeswoman” is a person who’s famous because she got bent over on a sex tape

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