For Half A Mil You Can Own The Greatest Address In The World: 69 Cock Lane (The House Is Dope Too)


Don’t look now, bro, but they’re selling your mom’s house. The greatest address in the world is officially on the market, and for the low price of just £500,000 you can be the proud owner of ’69 Cock Lane’ in Surrey, England. Seriously, just imagine the sausage parties you throw with you and all your bros at 69 Cock Lane (because bangers & mash and blood sausage are huge in England).

If you’re looking to purchase what some people refer to as the ‘rudest address’ in all of the UK it’s going to cost you roughly £449,950, that’s around $626,000. And to those people that think the address is rude I say FECK OFF! The greatest thing about this listing is THE ADDRESS, not the sizable house with a garden out back.

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If you’re looking to purchase 69 Cock Lane, the greatest address in the world, here’s what you’ll be buying according to The Daily Mail:

The agent hoping to sell the property, Gascoigne Pees, has since described it as an ‘attractive’ buy.
The house boasts a double reception room and a garden, which includes a patio and decked area, they said.
A description on the agent’s website adds: ‘This attractive semi-detached house is ideally located in Fetcham, opposite playing fields and close to the village.
‘On the ground floor there is a decent extension making a dining area off the kitchen. There is a further double reception room.
‘There are three bedrooms on the first floor serviced by a modern family bathroom.
‘There is a private and well planned rear garden with patio and decked areas as well as a grassed lawn. To the front there is off street parking for a number of cars.’

So if you’re interested in scooping up the world’s greatest address, 69 Cock Lane, go ahead and follow that link above and head on over to The Daily Mail for more details!

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