Ugly Holiday Sweater Pre-Game Jams Playlist
[inline:hale]Ladies, pull out those hideous sweaters and ass-forming tights. Bros, strap on that mistletoe belt buckle. We are heading into the holiday season full force, and here at BroBible, we have the tunes to get the eggnog chug in motion. This weekend is the best time for college campuses across the country to have their Christmas smash fests turned all the way up. There is going to be disgusting sweaters, sl*tty elves, and dick-shredding dance moves that’ll leave your shaft looking like it is coated with little red lights. Perfect for the holiday season.
So throw up your glass, and give cheers to everyone around you. This is the big weekend before all the college bros head back to their respective barracks to hibernate for a solid month (after a shit week of finals). So why not go as hard as ever? There is nothing to lose, and more tail to gain than all of Santa’s reindeer. Now, you might be wondering how you are going to start off your festive weekend. Here is the key. This playlist is perfect for setting the mood and getting the liquid sesh flowin.
Throw on these holiday jams and soak in the atmosphere you’ve just created. The playlist holds a mixture of songs; some celebrating Christmas, others repping Hanukkah. However, the essential ingredient here is for you, the bro, to embrace them. These songs are meant to stir things up and get some holiday spirit spinning before you head to a sea of red and green. Take these songs in and get funky.