It’s Time to Book Your Spring Break with BroBible.com!
We’ve received a ton of great feedback about Spring Break 2010 and now have more information to report back. Waffles McButter and the BroBible crew are heading down to Acapulco from Saturday, March 13th through Saturday, March 20th, and we want you and your crew to come join us. We are staying at La Palapa resort, which is home to the most legendary pool and day chay scenes in Acapulco. We’ll be crowning the Ultimate Bro of Spring Break (more details on this absurd contest to come) and handing out all types of free shit all week.
[inline:price]The best way for you to get on board is to head over to BroBible’s page on STSTravel.com. In the top left corner of the screen you’ll see the PRICE YOUR TRIP box, just like the image at the left. Adjust all the details (exact dates, departure city, number of travelers, etc.), make sure “brobible” is in the Promo Code, and click Search Packages. It’s as simple as that.
BroBible has the hook up down in Acapulco, so hit up all your buddies and hot chicks and get them involved. For those taking the lead organizing a big group, this is a great opportunity to earn some extra cash or even a free trip: the more people you can get involved, the more lucrative it will be.
Can’t make it that week or want to check out a different destination? No problem. BroBible can still hook you up with Spring Break packages for any week in all the other locations. Just follow the same link to BroBible’s page on STSTravel.com, and adjust the Destination city and dates to fit your Spring Break needs.
Any questions? Reach out to us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will get back to you right away to help you plan your trip.
After the jump, the one and only Waffles McButter, the master of ceremonies in Acapulco, has written a killer pump-up speech to motivate you and your friends to get your asses to Spring Break 2010…
[inline:waff]Ladies and Gents,
Spring Break is on the horizon and like the note above says, we are going to be in attendance and we have every f*cking intention on tearing Acapulco a new a**hole. I am not going to sit here and go all Lou Holtz on you and slur my way threw a half-hearted inspirational speech. But I do want you to listen up and listen good because I only want to say this once. Do not squander the few spring breaks that you are afforded. Your undergrad years in college, for those of you who own a brain, are only four years long, and as horrifying as this may sound, those years fly by at top f*cking speeds. One minute you are a doe-eyed freshman with an affinity to learn, a low tolerance for booze, and some of the most poorly groomed pubic hair the world has ever seen. But then, in almost a blink of an eye, that naive little freshman becomes a graduating senior who has no idea where the last four years went. Hopefully in those years he tore it up so proper that no regrets lie deep in his belly — located directly above the most pristine patch of crotch grass on campus.
Take it from a man who has been in your shoes: these times are precious and once college is over you will settle into a sad and miserable existence called real life. And that, my friends, is why I cannot think of a better way for you to celebrate a hiatus from your mind-numbing classes than flying to Mexico with your best friends, your favorite website, and a mind readied for destructive and sometimes unlawful behavior. We promise, it will be epic.
See you there,