What Kind Of Kinky Porn Did Americans Watch To Blow Off Stress On Tax Day? We Have That Answer!
I do not understand people’s porn habits. Why is it that during a national event or holiday — like Easter or Tax Day — people decide they’re going to jack off to similarly themed pornography? Like, if I wake up alone and horny on Easter Sunday the last thing I think about doing is watching porn where the chicks are dressed as fucking rabbits. Or, for that matter, anything related to the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
No possible scenario in my mind, other than one involving a gun to my head, involves me doing that.
But thats, like, just me and shit. Other people? Oh, you best believe that other people be watching themed porn to better celebrate the holidays. We saw it on Easter — church porn, really? — and now, according to Sex.com, we’re seeing it on Tax Day. Sex.com even went ahead and compared yesterday’s porn consumption to any other regular day of the year. As you’ll see, it’s wildly different.
The top 10 search terms on Sex.com from US visitors on Tax Day were:
- Office porn
- Sex in office
- Mia Khalifa
That might not seem too strange until you consider that these are the search terms American visitors usually enter into our search bar on any given day:
- Big tits
- Lesbian sex
Yeah, those two lists are nothing alike. Also, what gives with all the hentai porn being viewed on the reg?