This Arkansas Man Caught A 6-Foot Long Rattlesnake And It Belongs In The NOPE! Hall Of Fame
Count me out for any plans that involve rattlesnakes. That includes taking selfies with them, having them bite me to prove a point, or anything else. I don’t even want to see a pair of snakeskin boots. Not sure who would ever want to see or wear such things, but it certainly isn’t me.
I generally run the other way when I encounter a snake of any kind, but if I came across a 6-foot (plus) rattlesnake chilling in my yard, like this Arkansas man did, I wouldn’t know whether to shit or go blind. I would know, however, that regardless of the law or PETA, killing that fucking monster would be priority one. Don’t care if it’s illegal, I wouldn’t be able to take a shit in peace knowing that thing is alive and could be slithering it’s way up my plumbing. One of us has to die, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.