How Badly Do You Want To Marry This Babe Who Can Bong A Beer While Wakesurfing?

If you know this girl, there’s no question what the move is here. Wife instantly. Sell your plasma for some extra money, go to Jared the Galleria of Jewelry, and buy the best $150 dollar engagement ring $150 can buy. Then pop the question next Saturday when you’re out with your crew on Havasu or wherever-the-fuck this is.

Seriously, this chick is a stud. You’ll be living with a lifetime of regrets if you don’t marry beer bong wakesurf girl. Just think of how *badass* your children will be.

Don’t mess it up, dude.