Would you look at that thing? It’s an alligator wrapped in bacon and stuffed with a chicken…FROM HELL.
Our friends at Uproxx are saying this is a Crocodile, but the shape of the snout and the dark color of the skin tell me this is an alligator. I can make the argument, though, that it doesn’t fucking matter what the hell it is because whatever is happening on that grill is not something my mouth and or stomach wants to be a part of anyway.
Crocodile. alligator, gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
— alix (@alixmcalpine) May 8, 2014
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