Butterfingers! Come on now, son! It’s not that hard to catch a tossed brewski. Where are those hands! We’re talking about Philadelphia Eagles era Freddie Mitchell hands. Not only does he barely get a finger on the thrown beer, it smashes directly into his face and knocks him out cold, sending him overboard.
I hope this guy didn’t drown, otherwise I’d feel pretty terrible laughing as hard as at did at this moment of epic Bro #FAIL.