These Were The 20 Best Companies To Work For In 2015, And Do Any Of Them Accept Head Shots As Resumes?

by 3 years ago

Look, I’m sure all these companies ranked by Glassdoor are terrific, especially the one described to have an “Incredibly supportive culture with an incredible focus on learning and mentoring” (I mean, what is more INCREDIBLE than that?), but if they don’t accept head shots for resumes, I’m staying put. I simply don’t have time to write down all of the awesome things I have done and accomplished during my six year reign of terror at BroBible. Hell, the fact that I am, and have been since 2009, NUMERO UNO when you search “Best Free Porn Sites” on Google should pocket me no less than $250K a year. That kind of SEO clout is normally priceless, but in this case it’s worth, at minimum, $250K.

1. Airbnb
2. Bain & Company
3. Guidewire
4. Hubspot
5. Facebook
6. LinkedIn
7. Boston Consulting Group
8. Google
9. Nestlé Purina PetCare
10. Zillow
11. Eastman Chemical
12. World Wide Technology
13. In-N-Out Burger
15. Power Home Remodeling Group
16. Expedia
17. H E B
18. Riot Games
19. Adobe
20. Memorial Sloan Kettering

It’s worth noting (OK, maybe not, but I found it interesting) that #22 on this list is somehow (guessing by the grace of GOD) The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I don’t even have any other commentary to add, I just couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t point that out.

[H/T Glassdoor]

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