That is one HUGE motherfucking snake, and let me tell you if I ever saw that in my back yard I’d shit my pants, call 911 and then lock all the doors in my house.
Then again, Mexican black king snakes aren’t venomous – they’re constrictors. Put me in a fighting pit with one of these bad boys and I’m pretty sure I’d emerge victorious.
Pretty sure = 50/50 shot I die.
Not bad odds considering my crippling fear of creatures without legs.