Guy Discovers The Biggest Mexican Black Kingsnake You’ll (Probably) Ever See In His Backyard

That is one HUGE motherfucking snake, and let me tell you if I ever saw that in my back yard I’d shit my pants, call 911 and then lock all the doors in my house.

Then again, Mexican black king snakes aren’t venomous – they’re constrictors. Put me in a fighting pit with one of these bad boys and I’m pretty sure I’d emerge victorious.

Pretty sure = 50/50 shot I die.

Not bad odds considering my crippling fear of creatures without legs.