Bike Rider Tries To Save Kitten On Busy Road, Kitten Says ‘NOPE’ And Runs Off Into Traffic Anyway

Cats are dumb, so it’s pretty typical that this cat picks the dumb choice of “getting crushed to death by oncoming traffic” instead of “chillin’ with this biker man for a hot minute away from speeding vehicles and busses.”

This is why you should choose dogs and not cats. Dogs can also be dumb, but at least they’re fun and loyal. A cat will shit on your head quicker than you can say “meow” if it deems doing so beneficial, which is not a character trait I want in a pet.

Fuck cats.

Get dogs.

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