Bill Clinton Has a Mistress That His Secret Service Detail Refers to as the ‘Energizer’
“I am so shocked by this news.” -Said no one ever, not even Hillary Clinton.
According to a new book entitled The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents, by New York Times best selling author Ronald Kessler, President Bill Clinton is still up to his old philandering tricks. And who can blame him? While I’m sure Hillary is a lovely lady — this book actually says otherwise, it claims that her Secret Service detail hates her fucking guts — she isn’t winning any awards for being the most attractive sow.
According to Page Six:
Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer.
Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”
Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents, according to the book excerpts.
One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full…There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”
This is in no way shocking news, but I hope the book explains why they call her the Energizer. that’s the real story here. I figure there can only be two possible reasons why. The first: She fucks like a rabbit when she’s on the scene, just non-stop sex with her “very perky and very new and full” breasts smacking Willy in his brow. The second: Bill Clinton goes from looking depressed and dead — because Hillary is such a miserable shit — to happy and alive within seconds after she arrives, effectively “energizing” him.
Either way, she sounds terrific.
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