Bro of the Week: Bin Laden Never Even Stood a Chance
4. Augie Garrido
How could you not love a fiery clubhouse rant? The guy might be a dick and not such a treat to play for (on days you lose) but at least he cares about winning. Heck, I'd play for Garrido any day of the week. It's better than having some jerk-off coach that lets his team think mistakes, mental errors, and playing grab ass on the f*cking base path is acceptable.
3. Bubba Watson
Big come-from-behind win down in New Orleans at the Zurich Classic for Bubba this past week. He was down three strokes at one point on the back nine only to wind up defeating Webb Simpson in a two-hole playoff. The victory even jolted Watson into the top 10 in the world rankings for the first time in his career. Now if we can only get him or Watney or Mahan or Fowler or any other young American to seriously, and consistently, contend in a f*cking major.
2. Will Ferrell
He was in rare form on “Conan” Monday night (literally one of the funnier things he's done in some time) and then after that his week just snowballed — in a positive direction. Well, public make-out session with Cal Naughton Jr. notwithstanding. Famous or not, I can't endorse that shit.
1. Navy Seal Team 6
It was no secret who was going to win this week. When you play judge, jury and, executioner to the world's most wanted needledick — and a few of his loved ones — you deserve every praise, medal, and free steak dinner this country has to offer. I, for one, am glad they didn't bring him in unharmed (or even with a pulse), but my only hope is that they kept him alive while they f*ckin' blew basketball-sized holes though his family. Too morbid? What can I say, if Obama doesn't want to spike the football, I will. Three cheers for these brave men, all those who have served our country, and the US of FUCKING A!