This Break Dancer Is Putting On Quite The Performance Until WHAM! Concussion

Yo, dude. There’s an exercise bike right there. Ya, that one. That you cracked your skull on. For future reference.

P.S. Your brain is leaking.

P.P.S. I’m always impressed when I see a good break dancing routine, or any skillful dance for that matter. My buddy busted out the worm at a recent wedding and he was the hit of the party. May have even banged the bride. I dapped him up and thought more highly of him until I realized that he must have practiced that somewhere. Probably alone. In his basement. With the new Bieber track playing in the background. After that sad vision, he went from being a king pin to the most pathetic dude at the party, in my eyes.

P.P.P.S. Yo Dan, get a fucking life dude. Find a hobby other than practicing wedding dances in your basement like a shithead.

P.P.P.P.S. Jk bro. Nothing but love.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.