Yo, dude. There’s an exercise bike right there. Ya, that one. That you cracked your skull on. For future reference.
P.S. Your brain is leaking.
P.P.S. I’m always impressed when I see a good break dancing routine, or any skillful dance for that matter. My buddy busted out the worm at a recent wedding and he was the hit of the party. May have even banged the bride. I dapped him up and thought more highly of him until I realized that he must have practiced that somewhere. Probably alone. In his basement. With the new Bieber track playing in the background. After that sad vision, he went from being a king pin to the most pathetic dude at the party, in my eyes.
P.P.P.S. Yo Dan, get a fucking life dude. Find a hobby other than practicing wedding dances in your basement like a shithead.
P.P.P.P.S. Jk bro. Nothing but love.