Well, pretty much everyone’s guaranteed to get laid on Halloween. The only ones who don’t are my married friends and my friends who get too fucked up too early because they’re self-conscious about their costumes.
This dude should have no hesitation about rocking this brilliantly douchey hoverboard costume. The only thing he should be mindful of is not ruining the mood when a group of chicks are trying to get to his pecker and they can’t figure out which pair of pants has the meat popsicle. Hashtag first world problems.