You don’t need a gym membership, barbells and cardio equipment to get into shape – all you truly need is an active imagination. Spare tire laying in your garage? Deadlift that sucker. Got a deck out back? Do pull-ups off the edge. Hell, get on the ground and do some old fashioned push-ups while you’re at it.
Or, you could stop being a cheap fuck and buy a gym membership…to each his own.