The Careers that any true bro would be happy to have.
Photographing Kate Upton for any magazine or personal spread she would like.
Strip Club Manager
Fraternity House Dad. Just continue the FRAT Star swag forever.
^Id say Sorority House Dad may even be more epic.
Pot Dealer. As long as you dont smoke your own product.
Get a spot on Workaholics. Chill with Blake, Anders, and Adam.
College coach. Then you never have to leave college.
Be Hugh Hefner. Or do whatever the hell it is he does.
Food Critic. Make money to eat food. Good food. F*ck yeah I’d do that.
^ Being some freakin model photographer would be awesome.
A CEO of some company making bank and slaying ass.
Mail Room Attendant.
Internet Police for like China. Search for porn to block it from anyone else trying to access it in China.
owning a bar [www.brobible.com]
Being a Professor, yeah sure it may take some good schooling to become one, but once you are their you have the power to ravage all your chick students, and make people believe what you say is true/important.
or a Music Producer.
Keith Stone. I want that job.
I’d like to be Blake Griffin. Dudes a total bro.
Owning a Night Club in Vegas. Or just going to one every night. thats fine too.
Owning a liquor store
Newscaster. You get to be influential, everyone gets to see your face, and you get to bang hot chicks just because you read off a tele-prompter. I can dig it. #Anchorman
Comedian. If you can handle that shit.
The CIA – always thought it would be cool if I was some trustfund baby to not tell people that and convince them I am in the CIA.
Actor who plays only bada** movie roles, because then by default I am freaking awesome.
I could do that too. for the rest of my life.
Living Vincent Chase’s life in Entourage.
^ Living Johnny Dramas life in Entourage
In any case I would just like to be surrounded by hot babes at all times.
You cannot get more bro than being a High School Gym teacher.
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Keith Stone no doubt
Terry Tate Office Linebacker
A reality star on a new show yet to be made : “It’s a Bro Life”
Where the basis of the show is just following me around being insanely awesome at all times and slaying the hottest chicks.
a construction worker. think about it, you get to work with a bunch of chill laid back guys just like you all day, u get jacked, work outside and build shit.
make your bro status known on facebook
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