Bro Repeatedly Scares The Crap Out Of His Girlfriend And Her Reactions Are Priceless

Maybe it’s a sign of my overall immaturity, but I think the way British people use “wanker” as an insult is hilarious. It’s just such a silly term — like calling someone a jerk-off or, in Pittsburghese, a “jagoff.” You’re literally implying they live to stoke their meat. What an empty insult.

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Anyway, the best thing about this lad — (British-speak for Bro, right?) scaring his girl is her reactions. It goes from “fucking wanker” to the oh-so-eloquent “you fucking toss butt wanker shitbag cunt.” That beautiful string of insults is like music to my ears.

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