Bro Tells Teacher In Essay Section of His Biology Exam That He Does Not Give a Fuck About Science

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I have to be honest with you. I didn't go over this problem last night and didn't pay attention to it in class yesterday. I do not care about this, I don't even like science. But I do like you and I don't want this to ruin our friendship. Since I do not know this, I have a question for YOU. I just started texting this girl and I know she thinks I'm cute but I don't really know how to start a conversation with her so I was wondering if you have any ideas. Well, that's all of now Mr. J but we will keep in touch.

And then Mr. J responds with…

Impress her by talking about how atmospheric nitrogen can be used to age artifacts. Works for me every time. Mr. J.

Mr. J must pull so much ass.

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