Bro’s Brother Is Terrorized By Bully, Waits For Opportune Moment And His Revenge Involves Child Porn And BJ’s

by 3 years ago


There’s nothing quite like waiting, plotting and then following through with an A+ revenge plan just to get back at someone who’s fucked you over. Be it having sex with your cheating girlfriend’s mom right in front of her or spending 20 minutes smashing up a car just to bone someone financially, there’s no denying that revenge feels fuckin’ great.

Which brings us to today’s story: no, there’s no cheating spouses involved and there’s no instances of the hero of our story beating the snot out of a bully in a dark alley. Nope, this story is all about patience. Redditor Itzapirateslife4me waited for the opportune moment to completely fuck over his little brother’s school bully for life, and not only did he pull it off but the guy 100% had what was coming to him:

Last year I moved to a new town, partially since me and my brothers obtained a full scholarship for a upper-crusty highschool. We’d never been in a brick and mortar school before (homeschooled) and I wanted to make it work. I transitioned pretty well, but one of my brothers was having some trouble with a grade 11, Josh.

Josh was dumber than a hammer, rippling with apelike muscles, possessing a grand overall of 62% in his courses. He was 5’8, a professional wrestler who was in the nationals, known for being a sadistic motherfucker that would hurt opponents accidentally-on-purpose. Looked like he was on steroids, too. Anyways, he tried to insult my brother, and he stood up for himself, even though he was in 9th grade. He got thrown headfirst into a locker and put into a chokehold. Josh didn’t get into much trouble, but he got a stern talking to. Turns out that when you’re in a private school like that, as long as you pay the tuition they aren’t going to do much. I was incredibly pissed off, but I didn’t do anything rash. I couldn’t take this guy with a knife, plus i’d get in serious trouble, so I waited…

1 Year later, when we were in 10th grade, I was talking to one of my best friends. He was a wrestler, and when we were talking he brought up how Josh had made a 12 year old girl give him a blowjob, filmed it, and showed it off to the whole wrestling team a year ago. Motherfucker smiled to the camera too. Josh was 17 at the time… I had found exactly what I needed.

Josh had graduated a year ago, which meant that he was 18. I convinced my friend to talk to the teachers, so we did. They contacted the police and child services. Word had been getting around, so more and more witnesses started to talk about what had happened. It must’ve been a testament to Josh’s unpopularity that word hadn’t gotten to him. The police searched his house, found his computer and phone. He had CP, I don’t know how much but it was more than enough to get him thrown into prison (don’t know how long either). They found the girl in the video and she wanted to press charges, too. Double whammy.

He’s now banned from our school, the job offer that he could’ve had as a coach at our school is gone now, and his former coach talked to every wrestling program in the province about him. His career as a wrestler is completely over, and with a GPA that bad, he certainly isn’t getting anywhere in his life now.

I know it was all because of me. If I hadn’t made my friend talk to someone, him and all the other witnesses who had seen the video would never spoken up. The funny thing is, I don’t care that I ruined his life. I’m happy. You don’t fuck with my brother and get away with it.

Enjoy prison, douchebag.

Make sure to take a minute to conceal your raging justice boner before you get up from your desk. Or don’t! That’s a power move in itself.

[Via Reddit]