This Bro’s Dance Moves All Over The Treadmills At The Gym Are A Reminder That Cardio Doesn’t HAVE To Be Boring

Tired of putting one foot in front of the other on a treadmill? Well apparently now you don’t have to! Just spin around like a lunatic and pretend that you’re burning just as many calories as you would if you were behaving like a normal, sheeple-minded gym-goer and have at it! Get rowdy! Bust a move! Break your leg when you fall off the back and watch your insurance premiums go up, but who cares? You one fly-ass mothafucka who was dubbed the “Dancing Queen” senior year of high school.

Young and sweet, only…like, 50? Dude’s old as shit he ain’t 17.