Two Camels In Dubai Cause Huge Traffic Jam When They Decide To Bang On The Highway
When I woke up this morning, I really wasn’t intending to blog about two camels humping on a highway in Dubai, but the Blog Gods are unpredictable entities. As my Economics degree sits on my mantle at home collecting dust and broken dreams, I sit here in my undies, smoking a cigarette, watching camel porn. I’m sorry dad, you did everything you could. It just wasn’t enough.
But, dad, you can’t deny that this is a pretty raw, majestic scene. Two of the earth’s weirdest looking mammals (*Googles ‘Are camels mammals?’) with no regard for the mile long traffic jam they’re causing is an ode to the power of love. This begs the question: how big are camel dicks? Gotta dwarf horse hogs, no? Have to. In any event, I would NOT want to catch the early flight home from San Diego to find a couple of nude camels prepping to double team my girlfriend. That would be a less than ideal situation. Now that I have that thought rattling around in my head, I think I’m going to go chug some Drano. Love you, dad.
[h/t Death and Taxes]