When you get caught cheating you know you’re in for some justified abuse. You’re going to get screamed at. She may let you off the hook of sorts by telling you that she was cheating too. At the very worst she will carve that you have a “lil dick” on your automobile. Those are all really, really annoying, but you can deal with them and get your car repainted. These crazy spurned lovers took revenge to a Jigsaw mastermind torture level.
Apparently this gentlemen in the U.K. was dating several women at the same time, but the ladies were under the impression that it was an exclusive arrangement. Somehow the three women found out about each other and united into one very pissed off fucking Voltron of vengeance. They devised a devious scheme to lure the man to an apartment in Scarborough, North Yorkshire.
Once inside, the man was tied to a chair by his assailants. Then Natalie Lilley, 19, Leah White, 22, Lorraine Earles, 47, and Brendan Teale, 27, took turns abusing the man.
The laundry list of eye-opening torture included:
- Had curling iron pressed to his genitals
- Was forced to drink cleaning fluid
- Had his neck burned with a cigarette lighter
- Had a pizza cutter pressed to his cheek
- Was punched and slapped repeatedly
- Had his ear bitten off by Earles
- Was threatened of being suffocated with a scarf
This poor sap is never going to be able to eat pizza again or see someone curl their hair without piddling himself in fear and crying.
The only reason that the man escaped was that Earles, who was the ringleader, was asleep and White and Lilley untied him and set him free.
All of the participants pleaded guilty to the gruesome assault. Earles spent five months in jail and was given two years of community service. Teale was sentenced to 12 months in jail. Lilley was given a community order and ordered to carry out 100 hours of community service. White was also given community service. Meanwhile every guy’s testicles are screaming, “Capital punishment!”
It all seems a bit harsh for sticking your penis in another person. Maybe they could have just written a very stern Facebook update on his wall?
I hope at least they had the common decency to have the song “Stuck in the Middle” by Stealers Wheel playing in the background to pay homage to Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs.