This Chick Photoshopped All Of Her Tinder Photos To Give Herself Way Bigger Boobs — Guess How That Worked Out?
A photoshop experiment conducted by MYA cosmetic surgery group has concluded that men are, in fact, big-tit-lovin’ pigs.
That’s not what I wanted to say.
Eh, maybe it is.
Anyway, MYA photoshopped this 24-year-old chick’s boobs on her Tinder profile from an A-cup to a DD-cup and the results are exactly as you would expect them to be. In fact, she received 34% more right swipes with massive cans than she did as a card carrying member of the IBTC (I think you can all guess what that stands for).
Does that mean men are shallow, though? I don’t think so. Chicks would do the same exact thing if they could see our dick-size in our profile photos. No one would swipe right on Mikey Micro-dick. Doesn’t make them shallow. Just makes them know what they want. And what they want is not a toothpick dick, that’s for sure. So why would that make men shallow when they see a beefy pair of jugs? Answer: IT FUCKING WOULDN’T.
When it comes to sports, the old adage is that “winning solves everything.” When it comes to Tinder, I think it’s safe to say that “big tits solve your left-swipe problem.” And this chart proves it.