Chick Sends Dudes Unsolicited Vagina Pics On Dating App And You Need To See How They Responded

by 5 years ago

Every dude knows that sending an unsolicited dick pic yields a 100% success rate. Being a chivalrous, respectful, charming dude works as well as a netted condom these days. Girls crave that instant gratitidicktation. See what I did there, guys? Whatever. Regardless, chicks absolutely crave for a stranger’s veiny, unkempt meat popsicle forced into their message box while they sit down to brunch with their grandmothers.

Oh wait.

This just in.

That has never worked. Once. In the entire storied history of dick pics. Ya know why? Because dicks are ugly.

You know what else is kind of ugly? Vaginas.  Especially yours, bro. No offense.

So when Thrillist writer Kelly Quinn decided to turn the tables and shoot off pictures of a vagina to 40 matches on the dating app Bumble, you’d expect the same deplorable, disgusted reaction a woman has upon receiving your sore-ridden flesh rocket, right?

Well….it’s a bit more complicated than that.

Byron, never look a gift horse in the face.

Andrew knows that it’s Lo-Fi filter or GTFO
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Play it cool, Jeff. Or do the exact opposite.

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Dillan just called his wedding off this weekend.

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Dylan responded with a vagina pic of his own. Well played.

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Aww Greg, that’s sweet.

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In a complete panic move, Nick sent a picture of his dog. This was undoubtedly Nick’s first vagina picture.

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Ok ladies, you win. Men love vaginas. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

[h/t Thrillist]

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