Chipotle Could Learn A Thing Or Two From This Chick Who Tried To Smuggle $3,000 Meth Burritos
People were itching to get Susy Janelly Laborin’s burritos, including U.S. Customs and Border Protection. That’s because Susy’s burritos had meth in them.
The 25-year-old burrito bandita attempted to smuggle burritos filled with hillbilly crack across the U.S.-Mexico border on foot at Nogales, Arizona, but authorities sniffed out the drugs.
Laborin, a U.S. citizen, appeared nervous and jittery, which prompted a CBP officer to search her plastic bag that she was carrying. Inside were meth-filled burritos hidden among several actual burritos. Should have definitely attempted to smuggle the chiva empanadas.
This is your burrito.
This is your burrito on drugs.