Chipotle Could Learn A Thing Or Two From This Chick Who Tried To Smuggle $3,000 Meth Burritos

by 2 years ago

People were itching to get Susy Janelly Laborin’s burritos, including U.S. Customs and Border Protection. That’s because Susy’s burritos had meth in them.

The 25-year-old burrito bandita attempted to smuggle burritos filled with hillbilly crack across the U.S.-Mexico border on foot at Nogales, Arizona, but authorities sniffed out the drugs.

Laborin, a U.S. citizen, appeared nervous and jittery, which prompted a CBP officer to search her plastic bag that she was carrying. Inside were meth-filled burritos hidden among several actual burritos. Should have definitely attempted to smuggle the chiva empanadas.

This is your burrito.


This is your burrito on drugs.


Any questions?


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