Putting Your Child in a Washing Machine is Not a Good Idea
This laundromat security footage shows a toddler being put inside of a washing machine by his dad. The parents of the year candidates quickly realize that once the door is shut, the auto-lock system takes over and the child goes for a violent tumble on spin cycle. The young tot was jostling and trapped in the washing machine torture device for over a minute until the employees were able to shut it down. Thankfully the child was unharmed, except for a lifetime fear of Tide.
If I'm this kid I am totally milking this. I'm asking for whatever toys I want and if his parents decline, then he should reminisce, “Hey remember that time you locked me in a washing machine and my skull was dented in 23 different places because of it? Now about that toy I wanted.”