Comments Of The Week: BroBible Reader Uncovers That A Girl Is LYING On Amazon About A Dildo She Bought For Herself
Bros! It’s the weekend, which means another round-up of comments of the week. Last week Mia Khalifa responded to our Comments of the Week column about the guy who only had 100 orgasms left. Her response was pretty to-the-point:
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) February 7, 2015
This week you guys weighed in on all sorts of things: Girls being annoying on Tinder, hating the shit out of Kanye West, and Brian Williams. I won’t ruin the surprise for you, but the comment of the week this week comes from Rebecca’s post about Amazon dildo reviews.
And just a heads up: Next week I’m going to see if we can get a contest going for Comments of the Week. Basically, you’ll have a chance to win free shit just for discussing amongst yourselves in the comments section here on BroBible.
God I hope this happens. A near-Navy-SEAL fighting a slut-shaming blogger? Set it up.
These are the type of dudes that play basketball every once and a while and be shooting jumpers over the backboard and shit. With those big ass arms LOL. Talkin bout,
” I’m just here for the cardio”. GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. THE. COURT.
I’m so fucking sick of this bitch. Updated annoying chicks ranking as of 2/8/15:
1) Nancy Grace
2) Flo from progressive commercials
3) Bella Knox
4) My wife
5) My wife’s Mom
6) Kim K
My butt accepts and appreciates his stares.
I need this for my Wife when he have intercourse for the 2nd and 3rd time in 6 months. Don’t get married, Bro’s.
Fuck my life.
if most americans were’t buying pieces of shit throw away electronics, made by the communist country China you so much hate, maybe this 100 year old company who helped support and build the electronic nation we live in would still exist….
Oh come on Kanye, first you used to complain the Grammy’s were shit bc your spoiled ass didn’t win enough of these and now that you won, you’re complaining that someone else should’ve won?? Dude, never go full retard.
Is he fucking Beyoncé or something? First he interrupts Taylor Swift on stage “for” Beyoncé n now this. I get that him n Jay Z suck each other’s dicks n all but that’s an awfully lot of support for your friend’s wife. They probably all have herpes
This is why I hate Chris Paul, he’s a tiny little bitch. Rough him up a bit, make him have to play more than 20 mins and he’ll get all angry like a spoiled 13 year old and mentally collapse.
Does he not remember the ass rapings he received courtesy of Conley and Westbrook in the playoffs?? Lol
I love her
I love her
Papa Johns Pizza causes watery, heinous Diarrhea anyway. Very similar to Iggy’s music.
Dude was trying to get to a Pray n Spray to change his car color. No tanks tho? The was only a 3 star chase.
Thought… Wealthy guy gets caught cheating, leads to divorce, in which half of his assets will end up with soon to be ex wife… solution to unload a large expense to either, get a payout to avoid financial hardship or… to get payout to upgrade to a new ride to start off your new life….
Destroy own car, make it look like angry spousal revenge. Too much?
I haven’t washed my coffee mug in months. it was white, once upon a time, but now it’s just stained dark brown, all over. wanna fight about it? I’m pretty sure it’s getting pasteurized with every refill, or something.
Not gonna lie.. I’d actually buy this if I lived in the area.
The brand Kia and the word ‘luxury’ is an oxymoron
Drunk Guy Obliterated By Roundhouse And Superman Punch KO by RandomGuy27
That wasn’t a roundhouse kick. It was a Back Spinning Hook kick. A roundhouse kick moves forward.
I’ve had a male resting bitch face my entire life. You have no idea how hard it is to gets dates when I look like I just stabbed a puppy.
Mr. David Covucci… would… would you please accompany me to Qdoba for a Savory Queso smothered burrito and, if not Savory Queso, then one of their other “existing flavors”?
P.S. “existing” may be the best adjective to describe any “flavors” on their menu…
I call bullshit on the whole thing. This guy claims he bit into the burger, yet you can clearly see the burger hasn’t been bitten into. The top was scraped off, and why would you do that unless you knew ahead of time that it was raw?
Aside from that obvious sketchiness, I see nothing unusual about the meat itself. Looks like a normal, albeit thin, raw burger.
Let me tell you, it’s no picnic.
Really? Are those things for real? West is nuts. He has zero designer skills in him. When these things don’t sell I can see the headcase saying, “I was just testin yous people. I knows they be ugly. I just wanted to see how much power over alls ya sheep I really do have. I ain’t be frontin. Yo! Lookout it’s OneTIme, y’know dog. The Po po.” In truth, I think he thinks he is the second coming of the wardrobe designer on Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Whom I think he worships more than himself. Werd.
#3 claims her friends bought it for her as a gift… but the review is marked as a verified purchase from Amazon, so what she meant was “I got this for myself and…” BUSTED. Kinda like going to the doctor and saying that your friend thinks they might have an STD, what should you tell your friend, aka yourself.
You are our comment section Dick Tracy, M0214. Nicely done.
Enjoy your Valentine’s Day fuckfests and the long President’s Day weekend. See you in the comments next week.