Watching People Try Cosmo’s Sex Positions In The Middle Of NYC Gave Me The Most Confusing Boner I’ve Had All Day
I get some odd boners from time to time, but none of those times were more confusing than this one. Flesh-colored onesies? Incredibly unappealing sex positions that don’t make any goddamn sense? A creepy old dude on a bench taking pictures of these people? I think I’ve been on the Internet too long today, it’s time for Boatshoe to sail on home.
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