Take a Wild Guess What This Couple Likes to Do in Their Spare Time

by 7 years ago

Accodring to Stillwater Patch:

A Stillwater couple was arrested for possession of methamphetamine last week after a 22-year-old woman was seen frantically searching a vehicle for her boyfriend's “missing finger.”

Ashley Marie Brooker and Nicholas Thomas Doyle, 25, both of Stillwater, were each arrested for felony fifth-degree possession of a controlled substance Nov. 20 after Stillwater Police found methamphetamine and syringes in their vehicle which was, at the time of arrest, parked outside the emergency room of Lakeview Hospital.

When approached by the EMT, Brooker said she was looking for a finger as she frantically searched the passenger's side of the vehicle. 

The EMT noticed what was described in the complaint as “severe pock marks, scarring and scabs on the woman's face” and believed her behavior to be consistent with methamphetamine use. The EMT then called police.

Meanwhile, a second responding officer located a man inside the hospital fitting the description of Doyle. When questioned by police, Doyle said he cut his finger but did not sever it.

Charged with fifth-degree possession of a controlled substance? Fifth-degree!?! You know what, the cops are right giving these two a slap on the wrist. They look like the type that'll easily find Jesus and clean themselves up.


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