This List Of The Creepiest Things Ever Seen On Craigslist Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Craigslist is, as we know, an utter minefield of WTF. (Much like what we see every day over at “Ask Reddit.”) You truly never know what you are going to see when you log on there.

So when Redditor RajaAlShaitan asked the anonymous masses, “What’s the creepiest thing that you’ve ever seen on Craigslist?” there was no doubt that we were going to be going to a very bizarre place.

Ready to get weird? Here we go…

I love looking through Craigslist ads for shits and giggles. One day I found this ad asking for a female “model” that said NO NUDITY, so I message him to see what his kink is. This guy replies asking me to put on yoga shorts and roller blades, and have someone video me skating, then falling, scraping my knee, and take pictures of myself aiding the knee. Disinfecting, putting a band aid on, etc. He offered me $100. ~ brutalopinion

A few years ago I heard about a guy in Europe that put out a Craigslist ad in search of someone who was going to commit suicide. He wanted them to do it in his home for the sole purpose of eating them after they were dead. The police set up a sting and arrested the man. ~ just1moretyme

Guy who wanted someone to pop his hemorrhoid with their teeth tops my list. ~ pewpewpewgg

A guy posted an ad looking for women with “roast beef vaginas” like vaginas that are all hangy and gaped open that resemble roast beef. He also posted several pictures of what he was looking for and the last picture was of a roast beef sandwich and I lost my shit. ~ aj0220

The immense amount of men who post ads for female roomates, rent negotiable based on what the woman would do to earn her room. Just…cringe. ~ ValiumCake

Sometimes I browse the casual encounters section for random cities just looking for funny posts. Found a guy in New Orleans who was willing to pay a few hundred dollars for someone to shit on him. That’s it. Exchange money, shit, and leave. I was a broke college student at the time, and I’ve gotta say, if I lived in New Orleans…I mean, there are worse ways to make money. A few things off the Taco Bell value menu doesn’t cost much. Several hundred dollars of profit. I’m not saying I’d definitely do it, but if the opportunity presented itself, fuck it, maybe. ~ telemannsucks

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