Out Of These Seven Creepy Things That Everyone Does, You Can’t Deny That You Haven’t Done At Least ONE
Sure, some of these are a stretch. Who the hell lingers during a hug? Do people really walk around sniffing each other? Is that something I should be doing? Because apparently I’ve been missing out. Taking a selfie just to get a picture of the person behind you, though, I’ve 100% done that…but usually I just put my phone on silent and straight-up take a picture of whoever while pretending to text. I’m not exactly the master of “subtle,” but I’m now the proud owner of a photo of a guy who was so fat that he couldn’t fit into a restaurant chair saved on my phone. Worth it.