Nature is the realest shit. Fascinating. Just a pack of crocs tearing apart a two ton hippo like string cheese. You think there are any gluten-free beasts in nature? You think there are any vegan crocs in that swamp who politely declined the feast for ‘personal choices’? Fuck no. Kill or be killed. Darwinism, bitch. Always be closing. That’s what nature does. Write it on my tombstone.
The Guy Who Cut Out Carbs For The Month Of March In Hopes Of Looking Better In A Swimsuit.