Imagine You’re Just Cruising Down The Highway When THIS Badass Passes You…

How much tail do you think this Bro pulls thanks to his ride? I bet weird girls who majored in sociology throw themselves at him left and right. “Heyyyy… love your chariot. You remind me of Russell Crowe in Gladiator. Wanna go back to my place and watch it?” This thing is a babe magnet.

Gotta respect a dude who spent countless hours dicking around in his garage to build a custom motorized chariot for a road trip. Like, what a badass. Except I imagine him pulling into a biker bar somewhere in the foothills of South Dakota and getting his ass kicked by a bunch of *actually* bikers.