Watch This Kid Practically Shit Bricks When His Dad Comes In And Wakes Him Up With A Chainsaw
Every morning before school as a child I’d wake up to my dad screaming “RISE AND SHINE, GET THOSE BONES A-MOVIN’” followed by him ripping the covers off of me and chucking them into the hallway, far away from arm’s reach. By the time I was six this had lost all humor on me. By the time I was 18 I was homicidal.
With that in mind, I can’t imagine that this dad makes it past his kid’s 16th birthday, let alone his 14th – better hide the knives in the kitchen dude, because if you keep shit like this up you’re bound to get murdered in the near future.