Which would you rather have: tickets to a Justin Bieber concert, or a ticket for not using your turn signal?
I’d pick the turn signal ticket.
At least that way I don’t have to see Justin Bieber.
Of course, you could always scalp the Bieber tickets…
…but then you’d have to deal with Justin Bieber’s fans…
…who are even worse than Justin Bieber himself.
Like, look at this chick. Would you want to have to deal with her, ever?
I don’t think so.