Michigan State Bro Creates An Incredible Dating Resume, Is Now An Instant Legend With The Ladies

 

Bros, meet an instant legend. Joey Adams, a 21-year-old junior at Michigan State University, might be the world’s next Barney Stinson.

Here’s how it played out, via Buzzfeed. Ashley Harrington hit up a Michigan State University Facebook group looking for a formal date for roommate. Solid move, complete with a process to be Snapchat famous:

 

Insert Joey’s efforts. Like a true Bro, he sprung into action, offering his “dating resume” that I assume he’s been saving for this exact moment.

Not going to lie, it’s a true work of art. He’s a lover of “breakfast foods and puppies” and is skilled at “crying during Marley and Me.” He also likes sushi and “has never lost a Snapchat streak.”

 

Peep the reactions from the ladies, as curated by The Chive:

 

Instant Bro legend. Easily Bro of the Week.