The Amazon Reviews For The Book ‘Diseases Caused By Masturbation’ Are A++++
It is my manly instinct to look at the book title Diseases Caused By Masturbation and immediately become intrigued. We obviously know the myths about blindness and hairy palms, but outside of that, as far as I know, only good things come from slinging ropes to internet porn. Sure, you’re probably doing some emotional damage to yourself and potentially harming your actual sex life, but getting an disease from too much masturbation? That’s crazy talk, man. Pure nonsense and I won’t have that kind of talk in my house!
I’m not some jerkoff artist who’s world is fueled by a “Live to stroke, stroke to live” mentality, but I clicked to find out more about the book. You know, to make sure I wasn’t in grave danger. God forbid I die before my dream of retiring in a golf community and never communicating again with the outside world doesn’t come to fruition. I’d be hella pissed if I jerked the chance of that into a wadded up sock, ya know?
Anyway, the book is all about some really dated theories and you’re likely not going to get a life threatening disease from a daily tug. But, as I was on the Amazon page for the book, I was reading some of the reviews and as one might expect with a book that is all about jerking off, they are A+++.
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