Look How High This Dog Is! She’s So Freakin’ High! Someone Give Her Pizza Rolls Or Something!!!

Gotta love a stoned dog. After this golden retriever got back from having anesthesia at the vet, it basically turned into the dog version of Jeff Spicoli. Instead of playing catch, it totally just wants to veg out on pizza rolls and watch The Big Lebowski for the 1000th time.

“Roll over? I’m a good dog… OK, buddy. Why do you sound talk to me a smurf” — What’s probably going through this dog’s little dog head, probably.