Drunk Dude Sleeping On Table Faceplants Into Ground After His Friends Whip The Table Out From Under Him

Is anyone else here wondering why this table is out in the middle of a field? Are they having a cook out? I don’t see any grills, plus it’s nighttime – so maybe they’re camping? But then why do they have the table…man, what a mystery we have on our hands here! Possibly the most uninteresting mystery in the history of mankind, but a mystery nonetheless.

And like many mysteries that have come before, it shall remain unsolved.

Why?

Because it’s dumb and no one cares.